in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
Mickey and Minnie Mouse are getting a divorce. The judge says:
“Mr. Mouse, I understand you want to divorce your wife because she’s mentally ill. Are you sure about this? There’s treatment for that. Don’t be too harsh. You must understand what this is like for her.”
Mickey says, “Your honor, I didn’t say she was mentally ill; I said she was fucking Goofy.”
(Source: psych-comedy.tumblr.com )
What babe?
The babe with the power.
What power?
the power of voodoo.
who do?
you do!
do what?
Remind me of the babe.
I SAW MY BABY, CRYIN’ HARD AS BABE COULD CRY. WHAT COULD I DO?!?!?
(Source: melteddd)
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
- cellular number
- snapchat
- skype
- facetime
- first born
you know, anything you want
Oh shit. I like this
- John Lennon
Get a giant telephoto lens. Start zoomed all the way out. Step back a few feet and zoom in so the object is the same size. Repeat.Or it’s witchcraft and we need to set this photographer on fire.
(Source: finalellipsis)
THIS IS A NATURALLY OCCURRING METAL WHAT
Octopus of the Day (May 2.)
Octopus Spread.
We learn everything that we do. We are born to breath and eat, even idiots fuck that up.
Also why are you just attacking manhood? In my experience women are more likely to put down others of both sexes more then men do the same.
Feminists don’t hate men, they just hate everything that makes a man a man.
(Source: im-a-kittycat)
